When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.
My new retirement plan.
The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…
Parents, staring neutral at the TV
You, looking everywhere but at the TV so as to not show any type of interest
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Why is it that..
when I hear my favorite song on the radio i’m like:
but when I hear it on my mp3 player im like:
via sodamnrelatable
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Yearbook Quote of the Day: Eight high school seniors with the last name Nguyen joined forces to bring us the year’s best yearbook quote:
We know what you’re thinking, and no, we’re not related!
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When I’m on Tumblr and have all the time in the world, my dashboard is like:
But then when I have to leave, everything starts popping up like:
